Brian the Bachelor is the seventh episode from the fourth season of
Family Guy. It originally broadcast on June 26, 2005 and was written
by Mark Hentemann and directed by Dan Povenmire. The episode sees
Brian becoming a contestant on The Bachelorette and falling in love
with the bachelorette, only to be let down by her ignoring him
offâ€"camera. Meanwhile, Chris discovers his pimple, "Doug," can talk,
and the pair cause mischief across the city. Overall, the episode was
received with positive comments by critics and news sources.Peter, Joe
and Quagmire drag Cleveland to a bar to get him to meet some women, as
he's still reeling from him and Loretta getting a divorce. It doesn't
work so well, so when The Bachelorette comes to Quahog, Peter takes
Cleveland to audition for the show. Cleveland gets nervous at the
audition and in an effort to calm him down, Peter removes Cleveland's
clothes and then his own. The producers see this and later on, Brian
goes to them and explains that Peter was simply trying to help
Cleveland and goes on to explain how Cleveland's been kind of lonely
ever since he and his wife got divorced and figures that he's just
confused about what he really wants in a relationship.After meeting
Brian, they recruit him to be a contestant. Brian's unsure about this
and tries convincing them to recruit Cleveland, but he ultimately
decides to join the show, primarily for the free food and drinks
(especially the martinis), but ends up falling in love with the
reality starlet, Brooke Roberts. Quagmire and Brian are the final two
contestants on The Bachelorette. Brooke's visits to the Griffin house
is catastrophic, but Brooke admits that it wasn't nearly as bad as the
dinner she had with Quagmire and his mom. Brian wins her heart and the
final rose, but when the cameras are turned off, Brooke wishes Brian
good luck and that it was nice "working with him," revealing the show
really is scripted, as Brian initially thought. Brian quickly becomes
obsessed with Brooke and leaves several messages on her answering
machine, even though she never gets back to him. Brooke gets angry at
Brian for stalking her and throws her telephone at him when he
attempts to serenade her outside her apartment. In the end, Brian
feels upset about becoming the very thing he mocked before.Meanwhile,
Chris has a pimple on his face which he names "Doug." Lois worries
about Chris, as Doug, who can talk, tells Chris to make some mischief.
He goes to the Swansons' house and sets a bag of feces on fire on
their porch, and writes “That’s enough, John Mayer†in
spraypaint on the wall of the Quahog Mini-Mart. Lois sees Chris
sneaking back into his room and is going to punish him but Chris tells
her that Doug said he does not have to listen to her. This outrages
Lois, deciding to go to Goldman's Pharmacy the next day and get some
astringent to get rid of Doug. However, the next day, as Peter and
Lois head to Goldman's, they realize there has been a break-in, and
someone has destroyed Mort's entire stock of acne medication. That
night, when Brooke comes over for dinner to meet Brian's family, Doug
tells Chris to lift up Brooke's shirt, while Stewie asks how long
Brooke has been a hooker. He does this, shocking and offending the
family. Joe comes in, saying he has proof that it was Chris who
vandalized, broke into Goldman's Pharmacy and stole Mort's acne
medication. Chris decides he no longer wants to listen to Doug after
he made his mom cry, but Doug says he could make Chris punch himself,
or even worse, shoot him in the brain. Chris finally winds up at the
dermatology clinic, and a struggle ensues as Doug tries to shoot him
in the brain, but Chris manages to overpower him and use cortisone on
Doug, finally taking him out. Brian the Bachelor Biography, NetWorth, Height, Age, Weight, Family, Married, Son, Daughter