Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure is the seventh episode of
the thirteenth season of the animated sitcom Family Guy, and the 238th
episode overall. It aired on Fox in the United States on January 4,
2015, and is written by Alex Carter and directed by Joe Vaux.In the
episode, Stewie and Brian take Chris back in time so he can perform
well in a history exam. The title is a play on the time travel film
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.Chris Griffin gives his parents Peter
and Lois a note stating that Principal Shepherd wants to speak with
them. At school, Principal Shepherd tells Peter and Lois that Chris is
at a "D-" average and will have to repeat the 9th grade unless he
passes his history class finals overseen by Mr. Harpington. Peter
tries to coach him through to no avail. With Chris left to his own
devices, Stewie and Brian quiz him and realize he needs extreme help.
Stewie decides to take him for a tour of history in the time machine.
Sneaking into his room, they tell him he is dreaming and take off for
the past, and Chris believes there are no consequences, and cuts off
his own arm. Stewie and Brian fix Chris' mistake and tells them he's
dreaming with their consequences. Prior to departure, Stewie tells
Rupert he's "just going on a business trip."Stopping off in 1803 at
one of the locations on Chris' history final, they observe U.S.
President Thomas Jefferson trying to convince the U.S. Congress to
approve the Louisiana Purchase. In Paris during 1920, they meet Ernest
Hemingway who is in good spirits until Brian's prattle drives him to
suicide (though Brian does manage to get his pen). Brian and Stewie
then take Chris to Brazil before the invention of the soccer ball,
Australia before the invention of the shark-tooth necklace, and Italy
before the invention of pasta where Stewie calls the Italians a
ridiculous people, causing a live-action sequence where Tony Sirico,
angered at the Italian joke that was made, warns Stewie about it. Then
they visit 1776 during George Washington's crossing of the Delaware
River where George Washington is wearing arm floaties. They visit 1944
on D-Day where they witness "Double D-Day" as big-breasted females in
bikinis cause the Germans to stop shooting while the Warrant song
"Cherry Pie" plays. The boys stop to visit Jane Austen to release
their time-travel farts. While there, they find that she is attracted
to the farts which help inspire her to write Pride & Prejudice.
Arriving in the 1990s, Stewie, Brian, and Chris witness a man dancing
to Go West's "King of Wishful Thinking". During the time travel, Brian
takes a detour to kill Ivan Pavlov for his experiments on dogs. After
an unseen visit to the British Parliament, Stewie gives money to a
young Adolf Hitler (whom he mistakes for a young Charlie Chaplin).
When they find Chris has learned nothing from the trip (and has no
idea what he is being prepared for), Stewie calls Chris a moron. This
angers Chris so much that he leaves and boards the RMS Titanic with
Stewie's return pad, leaving them to board the ship to stop him. Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure Biography, NetWorth, Height, Age, Weight, Family, Married, Son, Daughter