The 2000-Year-Old Virgin is the sixth episode of the thirteenth season
of the animated sitcom Family Guy, and the 237th episode overall. It
aired on Fox in the United States on December 7, 2014, and is written
by Ted Jessup and directed by Joseph Lee. The title is a play on the
film The 40-Year-Old Virgin and the skit 2000 Year Old Man.In the
episode, Peter lets Jesus have sex with his wife Lois after Jesus
repeats his annual tradition of lying to a friend that he is still a
virgin.On a trip to the Quahog Mall before Christmas, Peter and Lois
bump into Jesus and discover that he is still hanging around Quahog
due to not being entirely comfortable dealing with his own home life
with God. Jesus invites Peter over to his place. However, since it is
a depressing bachelor apartment, Peter invites him out with Quagmire,
Cleveland, and Joe to have a drink. At the Drunken Clam, they start
planning a birthday party for Jesus, and Jesus tells them that he has
never had sex: to make his birthday special, they promise to help him
lose his virginity. Their attempts to achieve this through speed
dating fail, upsetting Peter. Lois tries to find out what Jesus likes,
but her nice manners cause him to want to sleep with her. Approaching
Peter about his issue to help him, Peter is shocked but agrees to help
when Jesus promises him an expensive massage chair in return for
sleeping with Lois. He lets Lois know about Jesus' interest in her and
she reluctantly agrees. The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Biography, NetWorth, Height, Age, Weight, Family, Married, Son, Daughter